Babies R Awesome (when they're someone elses)

Babies have it MADE. All they do is eat, lie down, look around and poop and they get attention for all of it. I used to think dogs had it made, but they still have to go outside to poop. Babies just poop ON THEMSELVES and its perfectly normal. It doesn't matter where you are - Mt. Kilimanjaro or the living room floor. Babies just find ways to amuse themselves, whether it be by playing with a shiny spoon for hours or sticking their fingers up their mother's nose and making her bleed (which happened to Erin last night).

After that incident, we decided that Anjali is more dangerous than she appears. We were initially just afraid of getting thrown up on, but now violence is involved.

I personally think that it's Erin's fault because obviously if you provoke an animal (as seen below), it's going to attack.

Part of becoming a parent seems to be accepting that you're always going to have some sort of mucus on your blouse. Meanwhile, your friends just use your baby for photo ops and while you're not looking, we shake them up a little bit to get them nice and nauseous for when we give them back to you.

Then as your baby throws up on you, we are free to do Indian dance poses.